Wii rules according to our 5 year old

Today I overheard Jordan and Nolan "discussing" why Nolan is not allowed to play the Wii. Ryan and I did not make this rule, Jordan did. We have been having a lot of issues with Jordan not wanting to share his Wii with his younger brother. We have caught ourselves bribing Jordan with treats, money, games, movies, no school, etc. IF he will share his Wii with Nolan. This still has not worked out for us, cause our kids are smarter than us. Anyway, back to the "discussing" part. I heard Jordan telling Nolan HIS new set of rules for playing the Wii and I had to share.

1. If you touch my Wii and your hands are dirty, you are not playing.
2. Do not pee on the couch.
3. Do not pee in your diaper while you are by the Wii
4. You can never be Batman, only Robin
5. You better learn to follow me
6. If you do any of these, I will spank you until you get a rash!

Nolan pulls out his pacifier from his mouth and says "I have poo".

Jordan's Birthday Part One

Thank you to all who sent gifts for Jordan! He could not believe that people give him presents besides us and Santa. He was definitely spoiled this year.

We did a small celebration on his birthday and had a pool party with all our friends & his the next day. The day of his birthday we woke him up for school with a candle in a doughnut and an obnoxious Happy Birthday song. He was less than thrilled at first (I included a pic). He was grumpy because he knew he had to still go to school on his big day. We told him that we would be bringing treats for his class and he would be leaving early. That sure made him all hyper at 7am. We ended up dropping him off and the rest of us went out to breakfast, since we would be back to bring treats in 2 hours. It was nice to just go out to eat with Nolan. I think that was our first time. We did notice that he talks more when his brother is not around and very well behaved.

Anyway, we headed back to his school with ice cream sandwiches that Jordan choose the night before and we had Jordan pass them out to the whole class. The kids were so excited that they didn't care that the ice cream was melting faster than Jordan could pass them out. The kids were so thrilled and LOVED us for bringing them a treat! One of the girls said that I was the bestest mommy ever and later drew Jordan a picture telling him how much she loved him! I will scan the picture to show you.

After we got home, Jordan wanted to open his 1 and only present we got him. He had a pretty good idea of what he was getting and couldn't wait any longer. (See pics)

We did baseball cupcakes and Mcdonald's for dinner. Jordan's choosing.

Stay tuned for more on his party! Have to go break up a fight over the Wii:)